The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events # 9) - Lemony Snicket

Dear Reader,

The word "carnivorous" means "man-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. Consuming any of the contents of this carnivorous volume would be far more stomach-turning than even the most unbalanced meal.

To avoid causing discomfort, I won't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.

Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Format: Paperback

Pages: 286

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 978-1-4607-5714-7

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